OH FOR FUCK'S SAKES I MUST BE THE ONLY TOTALLY HETERO MAN IN THE WORLD THAT HAS OCCASIONALLY FANTASIZED OF PUTTING HIS VIENER IN ROGER DALTRY'S TURDTUNNEL
HEY BUDDY YOU CAN TOUCH PEEHOLES WITH ANY GROSS FAG DUDE YOU WANT JUST MAKE SURE THAT LOS LADIES UNDERSTAND THAT I MAJORLY DIG TWO THINGS: EATING PUSSY AND ROBBIE WILLIAMS (NOT IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE)
WHOA MAN THAT GAME LOOKS LIVE WHAT IS THAT A TOM CLANCY GAME OR LIKE HITMAN THREE OR PSSH WHATEVS I AM JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE A PISS BREAK SO I CAN SNIFF YOUR SEAT
CLEARLY I AM DISTINGUISHED WITH THAT RARE SUBSET OF OUR ENTERTAINMENT SUBCULTURE KNOWN AS "INTELLIGENT GAMERS" AS I CONSIDER IT AN ACCOLADE TO FIND A GIRL GAWKY ENOUGH TO LIKE GAMES INSTEAD OF ANAL
MY GUY IS A WAR TOREADOR YOU KNOW? HE HAS FIVE DOTS IN BRAWL WITH A SPECIALIZATION IN CAPEORIA (THAT'S BRAZILLIAN DANCE FIGHTING) AND LET ME STATE WHILE I'M STILL OOC THAT HE WILL KILL YOUR CHARACTER
