The_Crash_King  

Oh no. This better not be another one of those Phillip Morris sponsered "Truth Ad" kids trying to expose the horrors of nicotene!

Did you know that a certain undisclosed document from the 1980s reported that a certain major tobacco company tried to get teenagers to smoke?

Oh no shit. Wow. Impressive. Seems like you crazy kids have done it again in your fight against the horrors of smoking.

Did you know Ciggerrettes contain Tobacco and that's a plant and we should save the rainforest that is also made of... uh... plants?

I'm going to file that little tidbit of information under "A" for "Already Forgotten".

I dress up like a ciggerrette and hand out pamplets to people on the street cause that's what the company tells me to do.