TomCerveaux  

Well Mr. Christ, your resume certainly is impressive, and you have been seem to be just sort of person we we like around here at Rapture Corp.

Pending the completion of these last few questions, we'd like to offer you a position here, Jesus.

Okay, shoot.

Right then. First of all, don't have any bodypiercings that might interfere with your job here, do you?

God Damnit!