TomCerveaux

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Every single event depicted in this strip happened to me or someone I know, in one form or another. I promise.

True Stories of Pedaphilia

by TomCerveaux
12-22-01


	Hey, Cerveaux! Guess what I just learned! Herpes and Cold Sores are both caused by the same virus!

While dodging Crow's question, Cerveaux calls the nurse at the local Middle school.


	Nevermind why! All I can tell you is to stock up on your Blistex, because in a few weeks, lip balm will be in high demand among seventh grade girls soon.