TotalTommyTerror  

So the Eternal Dark One Tells me we've got to let you go back. Apparently you're supposed to die when all the parents on Elm Street burn you to death...

So I get to live again?

Yeah. All of us down here get a kick out of watching you cry yourself to sleep after you masturbate to furry porn every night.

So I can just go?

Not yet. First tell me why chicks dig you, it always cracks me up.

I have a motorcycle, I have a cool job, and a tatoo. I'm a bad boy. Chicks dig me.