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| Why's Jermaine Dupri get a "featuring" credit on that new Murphy Lee song? He says five words! Or the Pink song "featuring" William Orbit? He just produced it! What's next? "Featuring" Quincy Jones? | |
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| Is it really something to get upset about? Think of it like an assist in basketball. You get credit, even though you don't really do much. | |
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| Well wouldn't it be more like an inbounds pass? I mean, somebody has to produce the thing. | |
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| Fine then. It's like an assist of an assist. A precognitive assist. If that helps you sleep at night. | |
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*(Almost. LeBron would average about 8 PAs a game. Chances are, Ricky Davis would bungle the actual assist half the time.)
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| Hey! Precognitive assist! That's an awesome idea! Then LeBron could get quadruple-doubles!* | |
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