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The author is a twenty-one-year-old player-hater wasting away in Natchitoches and New Orleans, LA. He has an unquenchable addiction to Dr. Pepper and Kemp's Moose Tracks ice cream. He is a bum.
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Have you seen the new trailer for Garfield: The Movie? What an unintentionally funny piece of shit.
Yeah, it's funnier than Jeff Bergeron getting his ex-girlfriend pregnant and worse than watching Jeff Bergeron drink away the unfathomable sorrow of said pregnancy, then deciding to join the army.
Funnier than Chevy Chase's performances in Foul Play, Fletch, Caddyshack, and Vacation combined. Worse than giving a handjob at knife-point to a syphillitic clown.
Funnier than Will Ferrell's "Get Off the Shed" skit, times the "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode of "South Park," raised to "Monty Python's Flying Circus." Worse than pooing razorblades and gum.
Funnier. And worse than...the Scooby Doo 2 trailer.
Zoinks.
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