UnmitigatedHardness

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The author is a twenty-one-year-old player-hater wasting away in Natchitoches and New Orleans, LA. He has an unquenchable addiction to Dr. Pepper and Kemp's Moose Tracks ice cream. He is a bum.

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So is it possible that Walter Matthau faked his death?

by UnmitigatedHardness
12-15-03


	Did you hear? They got Saddam!


	Looks to me like they found Santa. But I'm sure that's a stale joke, and that you've already gone into PhotoShop and drawn a Santa hat on his picture.


	But actually, after he shaved, he more closely resembled a Dennis the Menace era Walter Matthau.


	So if he's Mr. Wilson, does that make Dubya Dennis? And Dick Cheney is Joey? And Condeleeza is Margaret...


	Keep going. You can do "Prince Valiant" next.

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