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Every commerical break during a college basketball game this year.
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| So I told the bitch I would sodomize her with an ant-infested orange popsicle if we didn't get the Durango. I mean, seriously. It's got a hemi. | |
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| I wanted the kids to be able to watch TV no matter where we are. Plus, I don't drive well so I wanted to be able to intimidate people on the highway. Good thing I'll take up three parking spots with | |
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| it--I wouldn't want my doors dinged. I hear SUVs are safe now too. And it gets 11 miles to the gallon! Is the American flag optional or standard? | |
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Note to the reader: all a "hemi" means is that the car has a hemisperical combustion chamber. It doesn't really matter much. It's as much of an advertising gimmick as neon-colored Pop-Secret.
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