The Michael Jacksonian Institute: Mouthwashes

Author: What_Did_Mama_Say

Date: June 8, 2005

Ramone Bain
I am the spokesperson for Michael Jackson and no one else is. Michael is in his happy place. There is misinformation out here. Call me, only me, you have my number. If you have questions, ask me.
What happened to Brian Oxman?.... Wasn't he a spokesman, too?
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Makall is leanin' on His strunth, His, faith, His storeh, His pichazah of young boyahz. This nasty distruct attornehzah is uh uh Nazeezuh, uh uh like Rubeh Reej....they continyuh to terrorize Makal
So, is that on the record from the King of Pop?
Tom Messereau
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... I am so mad I can't move right now.