actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
2-13-07


	DAMN, GIRL! Work it! You got that junk in your trunk! Pirate got BOOTY!


	Arrgh...Don't...shank...not this time...let it go...


	Your milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard! Where you goin' with that onion booty? Look, it's so round, it made me cry!


	Just keep walking...ignore him...this sweet ass ain't for him anyway...


	You know, the last time I saw ass like that, Sir Mix-A-Lot was running away from it.


	Holy Mother of our Lord Jesus, I'm funna break this hook off in your face. I'm not kidding.