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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
2-16-07

Pirate gets a makeover


	PIRATE? Is that YOU? Aw, SHIT! You done went and got FINE on me!


	Yeah, Baconman pissed me the fuck off, so I decided to hit the ol' Bowflex, just to show him what he ain't gettin'.


	Damn. Your body is bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane now! But...um, what's that on your head?


	It's a do-rag. All pirates wear them. You know this.


	Uhhhhh, homie, you might wanna check a mirror. And you might wanna bring a rabies shot with you.