actorbean  

Why, hello, Fred. Fancy seeing you here today. How's your mother?

Uh...Malcolm? Is that you?

Don't be silly, Frederick. Of course it's me. I've undergone racial personality reprogramming in therapy, that's all.

Wow, really? Seems like it worked out fairly well. You're not nearly as obnoxious or full of assholery.

I only ask about your mother because I heard that the kickstand on her peg leg got stuck in the 'Up' position. Tell the dear I asked about her.

Yeah sure, I'll tell her you asked -- HEY!