actorbean

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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
3-19-07

Malcolm in therapy


	...So after seeing "Juice" 143 times in one summer, you suddenly turned black?


	Omar Epps, man. Masterful performance. He convinced me HE was black, so I knew I must be, too.


	But Omar Epps IS black - oh, forget it. I think an extremely aggressive course of therapy is required here, Malcolm.


	Aw hell, Dr. Mancuso. What's it gonna be? Shock therapy? Memory regression? Hypnosis?


	I'm thinking more like making you watch "The Brady Bunch" and "Leave It To Beaver" on DVD continuously from now till Labor Day.


	I'm straight-up calling the AMA. That shit ain't EVEN right.