actorbean

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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
4-28-07

At Geico


	I am Sir Braxton, son of Toni and loyal protector of Geico. You shall not pass.


	Um, yeah, I SHALL. And thou shalt get outta my damn WAY or feel the wrath of my flying scissor kick. I'm sick of this shit.


	None have ever defeated me. I fear not your petty threats, for I am a knight of the Oval Table. Begone, wench!

3.4 seconds later...


	Now - which floor are they on, punk?


	3rd floor... 2nd door on the right... please call 911 for me... I think you dislocated my spine.