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  actorbean  

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by actorbean
5-03-07
As Pirate makes her way through Geico...
What the fu...? I get the feeling you're gonna end up on the bad end of that axe. Take me to an account manager NOW!
I...I have to try to stop you. I'm middle management, and my review is coming up, and...
Oh, now you wanna compare our DAYS? I plowed through the elderly! I beat down a pimp! I slayed a knight! Outta my way, bitch!
Never! I worked too hard to go back to 3rd shift at Denny's! You'll see the account manager over my dead body!
3.4 seconds later...
Know what a carotid artery is, Paco? It's what's making that mess. Now, which way do I...
Down that hallway, then take a left...this is MY blood, isn't it? Damn. This suit is a rental.
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