actorbean  

Ma'am, we've had several complaints about a suspicious-smelling cloud coming from this...uh...home.

I have no idea what you mean. I'm just hanging out with my friends, officer.

It's SERGEANT, ma'am. Respect my authority. Now, I'll need to investigate the property to clear all this up. Do I need a search warrant?

Shit no, dude. Just come on inside. It's all good.

Damn...have I told you how freakin' SWEET those lights are, man? Like, seriously? ...Trippy.

Yeah, about 17 times. I don't even have electricity, man! And I told you not to bogart all my hydro, you damn pig. HA! I said "pig".