actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
6-03-07


	I can't BELIEVE Malcolm! How dare he accuse me of being a pothead!


	I know, right? That's some bullshit right there. The nerve of him!


	He's such an asshole. Honestly, why do I even talk to him?


	'Cause he gets the best shit in town, that's why. In fact, let's burn some right now. You down?

10 minutes later...


	Duuuuuuuuuuude, that is some GOOD HOODIE! The pants were so-so, but I'm high as shit off 'em!


	Bitch, you were already high as shit! You're having a converation with vegetation, Snoop Dogg!