actorbean  

What the hell's the matter with you, B-Man? Got some Tang in your eye or somethin'?

I ...I just watched "Saving Private Ryan" again...that movie just moves me so much.

Aw, man...you know, I get all choked up when I watch that, too. It gets so hard...

Malcolm! I think I respect you more now. I didn't know you had such depth of feeling for war movies.

War? Ooooooh, my bad. That happens when I watch "Shaving Ryan's Privates", not "Saving Private Ryan". Sorry, bruh.

You're going to hell.