actorbean  

Hey, you dropped something back there, woman.

Wo...? The FUCK? I KNOW you didn't just step to me like that, asshole. You better hope your insurance premiums are paid up.

Damn, kill the attitude, baby. I'm just tryin' to help you out, 'cause you obviously need it.

OK. This is what's gonna happen if you speak again. I'm taking out this earring, and beating your obnoxious ass with it. Try me, bitch.

...I think you broke my uvula...

Oh, and that thing I dropped? It was your fat ass. I'm kickin' rocks, fucker.