actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
12-26-07

The Santa Trap


	You dumbass! You cannot trap Santa!


	Pfft. I got mad skills, girl. He can't TOUCH this!


	But it's CHRISTMAS! If you didn't get presents, it's because you're an awful person!


	Whatever. All I know is, he's gettin' JACKED tonight. I hope he's got insurance.


	He's a magical holiday creature, Malcolm. How can you compete with that?


	I've seen every David Blaine special on TV. BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!