actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
12-19-07


	What the fu...? Malcolm, is that you?


	SHHH! I'm in disguise, waiting for the fat man to show up!


	Who, Santa? What the hell for? He never leaves you shit anyway.


	I know. That's why I'm incognegro, baby! I'm gonna put my foot in his jolly ass!


	"Incognegro"? You seriously need professional help.


	Good idea. Do you know Samuel L. Jackson's home number?