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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.

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by alanaldaismydad
9-24-03


	You're kind of a strange person, Logan. You crave attention, yet deny it. You yearn for love, while wanting nothing but apathy. You are a cynic with dreams. A contradiction in terms.


	I'll tell you the one thing that will solve all of your problems. The only thing you need to know to be happy for the rest of your life.


	You're life means nothing.

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