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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.

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Behind the Curtain

by alanaldaismydad
9-25-03


	Hey, Universe? Why can't I see you?


	Well, speck of all specks, it is because I am everything and nothing. My true form would cause you very soul to implode with the impossibility of what I am.


	Come on. Just a peek. I'll give $10.


	Well, ok, just a peek.


	You're a chair?!?


	BEHOLD THE MIGHTY IMAGE OF THE UNIVERSE. GAZE AT THE WONDER OF EXISTENCE! REVEL IN THE IMAGE OF ONE WHO DECIDES ALL LIFE AND DEATH! The plush seat's really comfortable, too. Now, pay up.

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