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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.

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by alanaldaismydad
9-25-03


	So, how does this so called Time Machine work?


	Well, Sherman, I just press this button and our consciousnesseses into whatever mammalian being may be closest to our present location, but not in the present, in the past. Get it?


	er, OkAAAYYY!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...


	Gee, where are we Mr. Peabody.


	Quiet, you!

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