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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.
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by alanaldaismydad
9-25-03
Father?
Jesus! I haven't seen you since you were this high!
Father? Why hast though forsaken me?
Wow! You look rough. I guess that whole crucifixion thing didn't work out too good, eh?
Father, aren't you listening? Why won't you let me down? I've been up here for 2,000 years!
Oh, stop bitching. When I was your age, I hung from a cross for 4,000 years. My nieghbor, Billy, hung for 5. And niether of us complained. You young folks, all soft in the middle. Well, have fun, son!
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