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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.
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by alanaldaismydad
9-28-03
Well, it all started a coupla years ago when me and Danni, we decides we wanna go to Disney World. So, we go and I say to Danni, I says, HEY, DANNI, YOU WANNA RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN?
and then I says SURE RICH, WHATEVA YOU WANT DOOD.
So, we're standin in line and there's this girl ahead with a perfect body. So, I turns to Danni and ova there wackin' it in fronta everyone.
Yeah, and then you..you know, started kissin' in it. Then the security guards rushed us.
Long story short, me and Danni got married by Warden Beefheart last week in the yard. Loc Dawg looked magnificent in his bride's maid gown.-------> Aw, I love you, too, ya big lummox.
I love you, Rich.
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