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One time, when I was a kid, I had this fantasy where I was flying through the air, and as I was flying, I looked down, and I could see my gramma, and I shouted HEY, GRAMMA! IT'S ME! LITTLE BRIAN! and she looked up and she said OH MY, LITTLE BRIAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING WAY UP THERE? YOU COME DOWN THIS INSTANT! and then I pooped on her.

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Logan: Destroy of Bad Music: Adventure One: Wes Scantlin

by alanaldaismydad
10-01-03


	"SHE FUKKING HATES ME! LALALALA!"


	Oh, no! Puddle of Mudd's come to town! Something needs to be done about this.


	"TRUST SHE FUKKING HATES ME!"


	HEY! SHUT THE FUKK UP! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DIME STORE VERSION OF NIRVANA! YOUR MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SHIT THAT KURT MIGHT'VE WROTE IF HE'D HAD FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME!


	You're right. I'm going to go back to my dressing room and hang myself with my studded leather belt that makes me look so fukking cool.


	"YOU TRY SO HARD TO PRETEND YOU GOT TALENT, BUT YOU HAVE NONE! GO THE FUKK AWAY!"

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