Fake Plastic Thoms

Author: albee

Date: December 3, 2003

by albee
12-03-03
Our dear friend The Therapist receives a strange visitor at his door...
I. am. Thom. Yorke. and. I. am. here. to. destroy. your. planet.
Oh really? Then tell me this, Mr. Yorke...why was Amnesiac so damn boring?
It. was. brilliant. though. Kid. A. was. better.
Rubbish! You're an impostor! Amnesiac WAS boring and you know it!
...and so the 'fake' Thom Yorke leaves just as Beakface arrives for his session...
Hey, wasn't that Thom Yorke?
Dammit! Should've asked for his autograph...