Doug vs. the fake robotic Thom Yorke

Author: albee

Date: December 3, 2003

by albee
12-03-03
Doug the Snowman meets up with the fake robotic Thom Yorke...
I think I'm catching a cold.
I. am. Thom. Yorke. and. I. have. come. to. destroy. your. planet.
Sorry, what's that? Why do you want to destroy the world?
Don't. you. know. who. I. am? I. am. a. grumpy. rock. star. and. the. overlord. of. artsy-fartsy. music. My. ideas. are. genius. My. killing. abilities. inhumane. and. ruthless.
Oh, rock music. I'm more of a Lawrence Welk fan. Oh, and Debby Boone. Love that "You Light Up My Wife" song...do you like Perry Como?
Your. bad. taste. dictates. I. will. destroy. you. first.