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| Your honor, Mr Peterson requests that the testimony of the hip-mo-tized witness be excluded because Dr Pennington does therapy for those who have lost their golf balls. | |
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| Counselor, the Court is fully aware that your client has lost his balls, but I fail to see the relevance to the matter at hand. Where are your pants? | |
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| The dog tracking evidence is inadmissible because Merlin was used to track the victim Laci Peterson and not the suspect. The State plans to strew this detritus around this courtroom. | |
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| Poopitus!! .............. Where are your pants? | |
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Following Mr Geragos' request that the GPS tracking evidence be excluded on the basis of unreliability and inaccuracy...
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| Merlin, you are hereby tasked to track down and retrieve Mr Geragos' pants. The Court demands that a GPS device be subsequently attached to said pants to prevent future offenses by Mr Geragos. | |
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