Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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by amberfunnies
10-08-03
Your honor, Mr Peterson requests that the testimony of the hip-mo-tized witness be excluded because Dr Pennington does therapy for those who have lost their golf balls.
Counselor, the Court is fully aware that your client has lost his balls, but I fail to see the relevance to the matter at hand. Where are your pants?
The dog tracking evidence is inadmissible because Merlin was used to track the victim Laci Peterson and not the suspect. The State plans to strew this detritus around this courtroom.
Poopitus!! .............. Where are your pants?
Following Mr Geragos' request that the GPS tracking evidence be excluded on the basis of unreliability and inaccuracy...
Merlin, you are hereby tasked to track down and retrieve Mr Geragos' pants. The Court demands that a GPS device be subsequently attached to said pants to prevent future offenses by Mr Geragos.
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