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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Wring their necks

by andydougan
3-03-03

Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times", reviews "The Ring".


	Getting my eyes peeled with a dull AIDS-infected syringe would be more fun than watching this sack of shit.

Later


	Here's what critics say about "The Ring": "Skin-crawling" - Gene Siskel; "Terrifying" - Jonathan Ross; "Fun" - Andy Dougan.


	I hate my job.

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