Exit cinema

Author: andydougan

Date: March 3, 2003

by andydougan
3-03-03
Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times", reviews "Exit Wounds".
I pray nightly that I'll never again glimpse a single frame of this travesty. The existence of a just God will be disproven if Steven Seagal fails to be eaten by locusts.
See "Exit Wounds"! Here's what the critics say: "Marvellous" - Liza Schwartzbaum; "A masterpiece" - Jay Sherman; "The best movie ever made" - Andy Dougan.
That's from my review of "Casablanca".