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A foreign field that is forever England

by andydougan
3-30-03


	I spy a couple of soldiers! But I don't recognise their flag. They must be Ba'athists! Daisy cutter time!


	Join the army, you said. A right skive, you said. The NSP review of 1988 requires that the US fight only "much weaker enemies" who can be beaten "rapidly and decisively", you said.


	Nyeeeh, sharrap.


	Some more British troops have got killed by Americans. Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon was filmed weeping with pride at the martyrs' gravesides.


	They cancelled Graham Norton for this?

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