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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Bad comics about worse action films

by andydougan
7-13-03


	*Hello. I'm Jet Li, famous kung fu expert. I turned down a role in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon* to appear in Romeo Must Die with DMX here. A mite silly of me.**


	X gon' give it to ya!


	*Ah, yes. In keeping with the tiresome norm for rappers starring in films, DMX appears on the soundtrack of Romeo. Give what to me?*


	*A gun. To kill me with. You see, I starred in Exit Wounds* alongside Steven Seagal, by some margin the worst film ever made.**


	*You were in Exit Wounds?! People were hung at Nuremberg for less!*


	My tapeworm is ashamed to feed on my excrement.

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