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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of Teatime®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
7-13-03
Steven Seagal, geriatric martial artist, and DMX, rapper-cum-starlet
Here we are on the set of my piece de resistance, the all-action epic Exit Wounds, wherein no hold is left barred.
After this, even Cradle 2 The Grave will seem good. Well, almost tolerable.
An evil bad guy! Hi-YA! Take that, interloper!
You didn't even touch me.
I guess now you know not to mess with Steven Seagal!
Medic! I think he's having a stroke!
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