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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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This summer...

by andydougan
7-20-03


	Okay, so I've grafted my arms to my sides, inserted a heated tent stake up my urethra, drilled my teeth to the nerves and filled my mouth with ice cream.


	*It's my preparation for Freddy vs Jason* coming out. My hope is that if I undergo this ordeal beforehand, watching it will seem tolerable by comparison.**


	Excuse me while I call security.


	Before you go, could you wipe the pus off the front of my trousers?

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