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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
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Bad comics about worse action films

by andydougan
7-13-03

Jet Li and DMX reunite for Cradle 2 The Grave, which I'm lucky enough not to have seen. But I can guess what happens in it.


	DMX! Want to join forces to take down the bad guys?


	Righto.


	Uh oh. We've summarised the whole film in one panel. What will we do for the rest of the strip?


	Hmmm...biscuit game?


	This will be a challenge. Steven Seagal is still fresh in my mind.


	X gon' give it to ya!

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