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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Looking daggers

by andydougan
1-29-04

BBC News with Huw Edwards


	Alastair Campbell, former spin doctor and Britney Spears stalker, is with us to talk about the Hutton Report.


	The Prime Minister told the truth, the government told the truth, I told the truth. The BBC, from the Chairman and Director General down, did not. (ACTUAL QUOTE)


	From the Chairman and DG down? What, even me? Even the janitor?


	That fucking janitor's the worst of the fucking lot!


	But the janitor's a lifelong Labour Party member.


	Well, of course. How do you think he managed to get the job?

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