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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
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A parable

by andydougan
1-29-04

A young Tony Blair


	I never cut down the cherry tree!


	Now, son, the whole street saw you do it. Don't tell lies.


	I demand an apology for your outrageous accusations! My mate Brian down the road says I told what I believed to be the truth on one occasion, about something else, long ago.


	But couldn't you still be lying about the cherry tree?


	Dad, today was a test of character, and you've failed it.


	I resign.

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