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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Ventriloquism

by andydougan
2-03-04


	My life has never been as bad as it is now. My only happiness is when I go to bed and rejoice that another day is over.


	In the night I wake, my hair sticky with tears and sweat. I lie awake til morning, cursing the cowardice that stops me washing down paracetamol with the nightly whiskies.


	I won an Oscar because my muscles are big.

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