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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Fatherland

by andydougan
8-24-04

Hunting new accommodation


	I can't believe I'm actually considering renting a room in a priest's house. Okay, what are your ground rules?


	No drugs, no sub-letting, no blasphemy, no homos, no bitches, no guests after 7pm, no ham shanks, no pr0n, and no loud music.


	Thank God you didn't mention autoerotic asphyxiation.


	Watch your language!

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