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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
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The dialectic

by andydougan
8-25-04


	You're big in the film industry. Perhaps you can tell me. Why in the shit would anyone go to see a Jennifer Aniston romcom? Seriously, why?


	They're "date movies". You're supposed to get off with your "date" at bits where the characters get off with each other.


	So people need to be told by Hollywood when to get off with each other?


	Welcome to Gen Y.


	I mean, I could understand why one or two people might go along if Aniston got her minge out. But she never does!


	She just doesn't have your artistic sensitivity.

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