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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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This joke may or may not be stolen from arrandildocompany

by andydougan
6-07-05


	...body count in the millions in Darfur. And now back to our main story. Russel Crowe was arrested yesterday in New York for throwing telephones at people. Mark Mardell is on the scene.


	Gah! It's RUSSELL Crowe! Two Ls! Why does everyone make that mistake? Is it that difficult to get right?

Meanwhile, in Sudan


	So how's married life treating you?


	Well, the sex is pretty much sewn up.

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