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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Stir well

by andydougan
6-07-05

Christian Slater and Russell Crowe, incarcerated actors


	What are you in for?


	I threw a telephone at the face of a concierge who wasn't sufficiently deferent. You?


	Ah, I sexually assaulted this old woman. And despite my repeated threats of violence, she's pressing charges (ALL TRUE).


	I tell you, it's come to a pretty pass when the elite of the earth are treated like common criminals.


	Sirs? It's dinner time. We've laid out the candle-lined red carpet.


	Candles?! We wanted kneeling eunuchs! Don't you know who we are?

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