I hope my four-year-old doesn't read this strip

Author: andydougan

Date: August 2, 2001

by andydougan
8-02-01
Hello, you're through to Black Heath Software. For sales, press 1. For technical support, press 2. To say "It's a disgrace" and make knee-jerk complaints about the content of our games, press 3.
3.
You've selected 3. We'll have a cocksucking operator which you in a motherfucking minute, you cunting shiteater.
And I'd better not be kept waiting!