This is dire

Author: andydougan

Date: August 2, 2001

by andydougan
8-02-01
Hell
Uh oh. I'm in a strip. I need to think of something amusing fast. I'd better put a splitter in the next panel to buy me some more time!
Okay, so you've got Michael Ancram, right? And he's thinking "Well, that's old baldie finished with. Now, should we have another holding operation, or just cut to the chase and get Portillo in?"
Hang on, that's one's already been done! Argh! And I'm almost in the last panel! Okay, Einstein dies and goes to heaven. And St Peter says "How can you prove you're really Einstein?"
So Einstein explains the Theory of Relativity to him. St Peter is convinced and lets him in. Then Picasso arrives at heaven. St Peter says "How can you prove you're really Picasso?"
SoPicassopaint sapictureandthi sconvincesStPete rwholetshiminan dthenDubyaarrive satheavenandStP etersays"Howca nyouproveyou'rerea llyDubyaandDubya sa...aw, nuts.