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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Maybe he should go back to the tobacco smuggling...

by andydougan
9-10-01


	Hello there, sir! Are you by any chance a Conservative?


	Errr...maybe. Who wants to know?


	I'm Ken Clarke. You must have seen me in some form of media lately. Have you voted yet?


	Voted? Are we having another election? The last one doesn't seem five years ago...


	No, it's an intra-Tory election. You're supposed to elect a leader for the party. Didn't you get a ballot paper in the post?


	I don't get any post ever since that time I forgot to get dressed before answering the door.

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