Honour among thieves

Author: andydougan

Date: September 10, 2001

by andydougan
9-10-01
If I win, should I offer Kenneth Clarke a place in my shadow cabinet?
Yeah, it would be the polite thing to do. Also, it's safe, because he'll never accept it. He's yesterday's man and he knows it.
Whereas tomorrow belongs to me! There'll be no poofy Europeans telling us what to do when *I'm* in charge! My dad fought in the war to make sure of that!
Yes, Iain. Could you give me that bottle you're holding?
Sure, why?
I want to beat my own brains out with it.