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In Hong Kong, you'd already be dead

by andydougan
10-01-02

The blood test results


	Give it to me straight, doc. I can take it. Has the biscuit game finally been the death of me?


	No, you're clear. However, I haven't seen such high blood semen levels since Rod Stewart's heyday. I'd cut back if I were you.


	Phew! Thanks. And don't worry, I've learned my lesson. My biscuit days are behind me.


	Also, you might want to get to bed earlier, drink less Red Bull, and refrain from putting on your mother's underclothes when she's out.


	You can tell all that from a blood test?


	The last one was more of a lucky guess.

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